Want to have a successful Twitter account? Follow these simple rules:
- Choose your favourite hobby. This will be your Twitter account’s topic. Example: deep frying.
- Create an account, with your username having your topic/theme and the word hulk. Example: @deepfriedhulk
- Write your tweets in all caps, and in the third person. As the Hulk. Example: HULK HATE DEEP FRIED BACON! MAKES HULK’S TUMMY ACHE!
Using these steps as a guideline, you will be well on your way to 100+ followers in no time! Bonus points if you can find or make a picture of the Hulk deep frying bacon as your profile picture!
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