There are some really weird things on Amazon. Some are not as weird, and that's okay, because filling my house with weird things might scare away the ghosts. I'm probably going to get them myself, but if you'd like to pitch in and get me a <insert upcoming holiday> gift, I won't stop you!

Night Light Bluetooth Speaker, 5 in 1 Touch Control Bedside Lamp Dimmable Multi-Color Changing, Bedroom Alarm Clock, Best Birthday Gift Ideas for 10 11 12 13 14 Year Old Teenage Girls/Boys

What's cooler than a little bluetooth speaker that changes colors? One that's listed as for children but has adults in its product pictures. Anyway, it's colorful and it's battery powered. And I actually plan on putting it in the bathroom so I can listen to tunes while I shower.

Cryptex Da Vinci Code Mini Cryptex Lock Puzzle Boxes with Hidden Compartments Anniversary Valentine's Day Romantic Birthday Gifts for Her Gifts for Girlfriend Box for Men 

To be honest, this is just a little thing to put on a desk full of oddities. I've already got a Zebra printer, a magnifying glass, an engineer's compass, a briar pipe, and a DSLR camera at my workstation. Why not spice it up with a cryptex? Who knows what secrets I might stash inside. Perhaps gold coins? Perhaps the secret to my successful career? You'll have to crack the password to find out!

Halloween Articulated Fingers, 3D Printed Articulated Finger Extensions Fits All Finger Sizes, As Flexible as Your Own Fingers, Easy to Put on and Unload, The Best Halloween Gear

OK, to be honest, I don't know why this is on my list of weird gifts I want. Maybe cos it came up in the list of weird things and they just happen to look REALLY cool. But I mean, I'd probably just wear them out with regular clothing as I go to the store or something. But only in the month of October. Anything past that would be a little too weird, I think.

Fidget Dodecagon –12-Side Fidget Cube Relieves Stress and Anxiety Anti Depression Cube for Children and Adults with ADHD ADD OCD Autism

All right. i think it's time now to go over some of these ridiculous product titles, Amazon. Couldn't we just leave it at dodecagon? Like, everything after that is really just description. But — yeah. This isn't just six sides of things to do with your fingers. It's twelve.

Gifts for Men Dad, Christmas Stocking Stuffers, Metal Whiskey Stones, Unique Birthday Ideas for Him Boyfriend Husband Grandpa Brother Presents Cool Gadgets Anniversary Retirement

A really unique way to keep your whiskey chilled for a really unique guy.

31-Inch Rayquaza Dragon Plush Doll Plush Toy Best Birthday Gift

OK maybe I don't actually want this. But look at how cute this dragon guy is! Wouldn't you want one, even for like 30 seconds?!

GloFX Hypno Levitation Wand – Short String Light Up LED Levi Wand Flow Toy

I don't actually plan on going to a rave any time soon, but if I did I'd totally want one of these to hook up to myself first.

Bonus: TeeTurtle Reversible Wolf Plushie!

I mean, it's no dragon, but it can go from vicious wolf pup to adorable wolf pup! It's like a Transformer, but plushie! And also doesn't transform from one thing to another.